i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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