Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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