when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
is that a dick in a sweater?
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