No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i believe in u and ur pee
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