super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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