is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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