Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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