well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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