i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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