Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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