you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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