Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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