She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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