we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Randomize
