Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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