Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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