The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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