Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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