I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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