I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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