Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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