do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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