oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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