yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
