I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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