yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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