chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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