you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
this boner is exhausting
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
