did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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