You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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