Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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