letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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