Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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