So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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