I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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