Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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