But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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