He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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