Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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