wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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