I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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