if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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