Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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