Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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