break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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