I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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