Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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