i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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