i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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