is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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