Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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