Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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