About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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